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The Killers Believe 'All Americans Are Battle...
The Killers are almost ready to unveil their newest record and we gotta say…it’s about time, fellas!
Four long years after they released their last hypnotic blend of distorted guitars and heavy synths on Day & Age, the Las Vegas natives have decided to call their latest album Battle Born.
Frontman Brandon Flowers explained that the title has more than a little significance to them....
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Police: So she just died?
Michael Fassbender: Basically.
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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